When asset tag 04137 learned to teleport

Doing a cycle count on SW-23A today, I found asset tag 04137 installed on both a 10G LR SFP and a PDU at the same time, in different racks… Either we have quantum logistics or someone reused a label; anyone else keep a duplicate-tag hall of shame or a script that flags this in the CMDB?

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Same chaos — unique index on tag; nightly flag mismatched serials to ‘quarantine’. @cmdb-team want a tiny SQL?

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@sblack198 I’ve had good luck with a quick “alcohol-pad swipe” on each outsole before I scrub — kills the chirp without leaving gunk, so the phaco beep goes back to elevator music. It only lasts a case or two and can over-dry certain rubbers, so I keep spare pads; have you tried softer-sole clogs?

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After SW-23A, we added photo-proof on intake; dupes like ‘04137’ auto-ticket now. Small caveat: techs grumble at the extra snap.

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We stopped our “teleporters” by making the scanner “claim” the tag on first scan and hard-bind it to that serial until a decommission/move workflow releases it. If the same tag gets scanned elsewhere within 24 hours, it pings the second tech and opens a dupe-suspect in the CMDB in real time. Do you have scan timestamps on ‘04137’ to tune the cooldown window?

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We cured the ‘quantum logistics’ by reserving tag ranges per asset class (04xxx optics, 09xxx power) and adding a CMDB rule: asset_tag must be unique for status in [‘Active’,‘Spare’]; a nightly report then nags if a tag shows up on two live records. If you want the tiny SQL/PowerShell snippet, @cmdb-jane, I can share it.

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Had the same ‘04137 on an LR and a PDU’ mess; we now issue tags through work orders — scanner only accepts labels tied to that WO and asset class, everything else errors out. Plus a CMDB job flags ‘seen_in >1 rack in 24h’ and auto-quarantines the tag with both rack IDs, which killed the teleporters for us.

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