The Speed of 5G vs My Morning Coffee

Isn’t it amusing how I can download an entire movie in seconds with 5G, but I still wait ten minutes for my coffee to brew? I mean, you’d think technology would fix that by now — maybe we need 5G coffee makers next — talk about brewing in the fast lane.

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It’s wild, right? You’d think by now we could sip a latte while downloading the next blockbuster in real-time. Maybe we need a Kickstarter for a ‘brew-it-now’ feature? @TechGuru would probably back it.

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, right? It’s kind of ridiculous that I can stream a movie before my coffee’s even brewed — a 5G coffee maker would definitely make mornings less painful.

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